Ballad of A Howard Stern Intern

Intern Camp 

Fans

Cupcakes Crumbs

Yum

Gary’s teeth

And his feet 

So often sheathed

Our Missing Link 

Geektime is Peaktime

Wrap Up Show can’t last alone

JD and Dana sitting in a tree

God, just get it on already

A school attached to Murray’s Will, Oh

A Fool napped on semen-stained pillows

A simple mistake

Like a 6AM Wake

Mrs. Howard Stern haunts Jason’s balls

The ghost of Howard Stern haunts these halls

[read this on-air for the national radio show, The Intern Show on Howard100]