Big pumpkin

Keep pumping. I got a new iPad,shirley,don’t call me a padophile. Autocorrect can suck deez nuts (it did not try to correct dat). What’s the difference tween corners and stoops?Ill tell ya! Only one rhymes with loop, but both are in the. Im trying to send letters to G-d but they keep coming back with the word “voicemail full.” yes I know that was two words, don’t try to remind me I only went to school once a month for a month.Slick Rick is the best name in rap. Fuck typing is hard on this thing, especially as I fend off Roman Gladiators who have confused ME for a lion. Well…I am “lying’” down. Pour hot coffee on me. Please confuse the nerves focused on my sunburn, Matt Demon.