what I wish I’d said to cover how high I looked

Oh, do I look tired? Well…tired…I’m tired…because…I work for match.com and I was up all night getting people matched up for the rest of their lives. 1 in 1369 dates lead to marriage each year. So added up that’s like, ya know, 12 people get married through Match.com a day…that’s a really high success rate… really high…

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