February 2012
10 posts
Ben&Jerrys BenRoss
Damnit Journal, why’d you leave yourself lying there? I don’t really mind though, I’m busy fixing urinal cakes so they’re not all squished into the corner there. If you get a second though, go online and order us a new computer (this one’s acting super James today.). Hey I’ve been meaning to ask you, have you understood me this whole time or do you not speak...
Feb 29th
Update: None of my hyperlinks used to work and now... →
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Derailment (thought disorder) - Wikipedia, the... →
Yep, this might be me.
Feb 21st
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Pop Music Matters Speech
A professor of mine asked me to participate in an oratory competition. The prompt: Does Pop Music Matter? Pop Music is fundamental to the continuation of the human race. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Listen, ya Turkey, there’s tons of species of animal that manage to procreate without rhythm and rhyme, the word and the beat. Turkeys for example.” It’s true, Turkeys do not need pop icons to...
Feb 19th
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I wrote a short story. A magazine liked it and put... →
Feb 4th