February 2012
10 posts
Ben&Jerrys BenRoss
Damnit Journal, why’d you leave yourself lying there? I don’t really mind though, I’m busy fixing urinal cakes so they’re not all squished into the corner there. If you get a second though, go online and order us a new computer (this one’s acting super James today.). Hey I’ve been meaning to ask you, have you understood me this whole time or do you not speak...
Update: None of my hyperlinks used to work and now... →
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Yep, this might be me.
Pop Music Matters Speech
A professor of mine asked me to participate in an oratory competition. The prompt: Does Pop Music Matter?
Pop Music is fundamental to the continuation of the human race. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Listen, ya Turkey, there’s tons of species of animal that manage to procreate without rhythm and rhyme, the word and the beat. Turkeys for example.” It’s true, Turkeys do not need pop icons to...
I wrote a short story. A magazine liked it and put... →